What The Fuck Fo You Mean We Can Just Talk To Him About This?? He's Gonna Fucking Kick My Ass Out.

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

i heard from m,y friend that someone headcanon Warden as colorblind or smth, the glasses he wears are to help him see normal colors

I probably have like 25 different rocks and crystals stashed in Mortytown, I don't eat any tho

WHAT ROCKS DO YOU LIKE?????

(sorry really excited, haven't met another z dimension Rick in a bit!)

Thank you for asking!! :D

yes. I need them here.

Rick.

He told me to stop using the device he made me to hide everything I didn’t like about myself. Sure, it didn’t hide everything, but it hid most things…

but..

I argued with him about it.

I told him no.

He said I shouldn’t care about what other people think, and he loved me no matter what.

But, I wanna be normal.

I care what people think.

He took it from me.

Now I have to stare at the monster that I never wanted to see again..

Myself.

((Boom, big reveal!

Well, now you guys know what’s under the mask! feel free to ask Val about it!))

art trade wip 😝😝

My army.. I'm gonna add Pickle Rick and part of me wants to make him super super super tiny, but I don't think the manufacturer is gonna let me make smthn that miniscule

thank you dawg bro freaked me out 💔

RICHARD . THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Hi Z! 🩵

least favourite one.

No, honey, you can't even stand upright. I can get you some water though!

imm gonna eat rockks.