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Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

“irreplaceable”

the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.

and no wonder morty believes rick could just up and replace him any day. because there’s infinite versions of him, after all. because there’s infinite other things that are better than him. because, for the longest time, every other day, rick kept on telling him how replaceable he is.

no wonder he was scared that hug wouldn't have been real.

but, truth is, rick would’ve jumped after him (if he had thought morty was in real danger).

truth is, rick would have performed in front of a crowd for him.

truth is, rick would anything, just about anything, for him. he would travel the longest distances just to get him back. he would spoil him with gadgets and gifts. he would forgo the chance to see his wife again just so he could spend the rest of the evening with him.

truth is, morty was wrong.

something to put your dick in: cowboy hat stuffed with butter

Depending on the height of the hat, it's not as good. The butter is alright

6/10

Forgot about tumblr for a while and then I come back to THIS 😭😭. my content can NOT be that good

I witerally don't even careee-uh.

I put some makeup on-uh and I think I'm the prettiest girl in amuricuh.

"Rawr."

rawr :D

Do we approve of the before and after

What does 'Gyatt' mean?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

new doodle bc yea :P

Tw: scars/wounds

i might open comms eventually.