Dazai: I Can Explain.

Y'all say it with me 👏👏Piggy deserved better👏👏

Dear Dear Piggy, the wise old friend of Ralph🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷💗🐷

This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.

I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.

I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.

(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home? 

I would’ve been Much Happier if:

1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)

2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.

And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.

Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Ralph: I don't have a son?

Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!

Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!

Omg yesssss hfhhddfg..

when you finish Lord of the Flies

Omg i love it thank you! <33

Actually, scratch the previous one, i ment Ralph in 'its cold here's and C4 😅

Wow he actually went into the snow and didn’t complain :)!

Sam: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and my brother has told me to stop

Sam: Update: I still haven’t stopped

Maurice: How do you curse in ice cream flavours?

Sam: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I’ll kick your rocky road then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

M O O D

Percival: I want to be strong and stable like Ralph.

Piggy: I just saw him drop a pizza and cry over it for twenty minutes.

That’s such a mood, Ralph rlly out here representing

Lmao what 😭💀

shoutout to @jack-vibes for noticing this buT AYO????

Ok, but fr, HOW ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO READ THIS?!

ralph making jack read this

jack: WTF IS THIS

ralph: a fucking book

jack: IM DYSLEXIC YOU CUNT

If this ain't Jack...

Jack: Good morning,god has let me live another day and i’m about to make it everyone’s problem