Kidnapper: We have your son!
Ralph: I don't have a son?
Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?
Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!
Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!
“The world, that understandable and lawful world, was slipping away.”
literature posters; lord of the flies by william golding
Jack: Can i have a moment alone with him?
Ralph: Sure.
Jack:
Jack, looking into the coffin: Now listen asshole, i know you're not dead.
Roger: Yeah, no shit!
Everyone: *Is scared the shit out of Roger*
Simon:
Hfghgghh lmaooo
Piggy: What’s your favorite color?
Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Jack: My favorite color is black.
Not PIGGY 😭😭
I did it. I made the Piggy comic in less than an hour. It’s a quaint story about Piggy traveling to the nearest convenience store during the tender hours of the night in search of a snack, only to find a wild Ralph searching for cheap food because he’s broke af (feat. Percival because I’m biased)
I loved this quiz. I was hoping for ma boy Ralph, and guess what? I DID get Ralph 🥳😌 (why am I so proud of myself?😅)
https://uquiz.com/bkZig8
Literally me tho
Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.
Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Kidnapper: I-
Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-
Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.