It's The First Day Of School For Mee.. *dies A Bit Inside*

Awww <3

Best boy Simon

Simon: Hey, Ralph, what's up?

Ralph, after explaining to a littlun for the eighth time today that they're not going to be eaten alive: My blood pressure.

So I just finished watching the 1960's LOTF film and I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed by how accurate it was to the book, like, they actually said the lines from the book which made me happy. Although I do prefer the ending scene from the 90's film.

All in all, I enjoyed the movie.

I wanna try this on my sister now 😭

Man, this is really angsty, hope the sibling betrayal isn’t too much😥😥

Try running your knuckle down your friend’s back, you’ll get a yell guaranteed promise. Unless your friend somehow likes it but idk why they would

This is EXACTLY my reaction when I finished the book.

I also read the book for fun. Don't judge me.

I was very unsatisfied with the ending of The Lord of The Flies.

(Spoilers…I guess?) So, like they’re all going savage and trying to Murder this poor kid and the Naval Officer is just like, “I would’ve expected more from British boys.” and he asks how many are dead and Ralph says two (Technically there are three, including the boy with the birthmark but I think he was referring to casualties in the war) and the guys just like, “Oh, wow.” Bruh, these kids killed the guys and they’re just cool with that?? No punishment or even a real reaction????? Jack And His Merry Savages just get to go home? 

I would’ve been Much Happier if:

1. Jack had died, which sounds really horrible and demented but he was the reason there were so many problems and he murdered TWO CHILDREN! (Who were my favorite characters btw)

2. The “Savages” got at least a punishment or the Naval Officer gave an actual fuck that two kids were literally murdered.

And yes, I did read this book for fun, don’t judge me you Illiterate swine.

If anyone ever asks me what lotf is about (which is HIGHLY unlikely), I'll just show them this post and let them figure out the rest..

Ralph: You know you can't do that, right?

Jack: You don't have the conch, you can't boss me around.

Ralph, holding the conch: You can't do that.

Jack: I'm not listening to that.

No comment..

Jack: Can i have a moment alone with him?

Ralph: Sure.

Jack:

Jack, looking into the coffin: Now listen asshole, i know you're not dead.

Roger: Yeah, no shit!

THIS IS AMAZING OMG 😭

I promised @chasing-the-western-sun that I’m gonna draw a skating Jack for her Roller Rink AU (which AU I found an awesome idea!!) so this is the result, hope u like it :D I loved every single minute of the making!

Yup, pretty much

What is the modern day equivalent of Lord of the Flies you might ask? Why a Hardcore Minecraft server of course

Ok, but like, I wanna live there 😭

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

me, the teen blogger

a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from