i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because thereās
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 nuns
a drug dealer who drives a hummer
a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came fromĀ
Jack - āRegards,ā
Maurice - āCiao,ā
Sam - āThanks,ā
Simon - āBest wishes,ā
Roger - no sign-off
Ralph - āKisses,ā
Eric - āPeace āļø,ā
Piggy - āSincerely,ā
(Yes, these include emails to companies like Amazon.)
M O O D
Percival: I want to be strong and stable like Ralph.
Piggy: I just saw him drop a pizza and cry over it for twenty minutes.
Thatās such a mood, Ralph rlly out here representing
I wanna try this on my sister now š
Man, this is really angsty, hope the sibling betrayal isnāt too muchš„š„
Try running your knuckle down your friendās back, youāll get a yell guaranteed promise. Unless your friend somehow likes it but idk why they would
Omg they look so good!!? *Chef's kiss*
These tall mfs
Liu, setting down a card: ace of spades
Jeff, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Ben, pulling out a PokƩmon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Toby, trembling: what are we playing
Hfghgghh lmaooo
Piggy: Whatās your favorite color?
Jack: Stop asking stupid questions, ask me something logical and mature.
Piggy: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8 ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Jack: My favorite color is black.
shoutout to @jack-vibes for noticing this buT AYO????
I CAN PRACTICALLY HEAR THE ENTIRE FANDOM SCREAMING RN OMG
Is that...?
I'VE ONLY BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR EVER
Re blogging this, cuz this photo makes me laugh šš
multifandom, she/they, ace (I just post a lot of random stuff idek)
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