Re blogging this, cuz this photo makes me laugh 😂😂
(but fr, I'm NOT funny 💀💀 ask anyone)
(but samneric are pretty cool:))
haha yes another uquiz um this one is lord of the flies themed bc i love that godforsaken book
So the enemies to lovers trope is ok and all, but you know what we need more of? Enemies to friends :')
Nothing is more wholesome (except maybe found family) than two rivals getting past their differences and finding a friend in each other.
Finally did some art for my Octobermine story!! (I like the lighting difference in each photo…)
Ralph: “What if the ghosts are emotionally fragile? What then?”
Simon: “The best thing I’ve done today is get 12/12 on an ‘Is This A Rat Or A Mouse?’ quiz”
Roger: “Being against murder is so political, like, keep that to yourself.”
Jack: “To the group of people very loudly singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme, y’all need singing lessons bc that was dreadful.”
Eric: “It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s just a business model shaped like an upside down funnel.”
Sam: “I feel so betrayed that Mr Kipling never existed, who else have they been lying to us about?”
Maurice: “Smoke less weed and go eat some beans. Preferably on Weetabix.”
Piggy: “Fine, no Bitcoin for you, then. I’ll start a new life on my own.”
100% accurate tho
Maurice for the headcannon thing :)
What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender
How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between
What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!
How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair
Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6
Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand
Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church
Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too
Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see
Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch
A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes
The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES
Everyone: *Is scared the shit out of Roger*
Simon:
Not PIGGY 😭😭
Trying to figure out why people ship the Lord of the Flies kids when they’re a bunch of 6-12 year olds.
You’re stepping into some pedophile territory.
<3
rb to make tea for the person u reblogged this from
This is now canon in my head k
Mine are:
Jack - law (Jack is just peak law-student vibes. Typical overachieving head boy, head chorister, likes to pick arguments with everyone, theatrical enough to appreciate the showmanship of being a lawyer.)
Maurice - chemistry (okay, hear me out, I just feel like Maurice could be that guy who seems like just a memer on the surface but is actually really smart. Plus bad chemistry puns.)
Ralph - Either French or English Lit (Ralph’s a fairly emotional person, so either studying a Romance language like French, which is a fairly passionate, emotional language, or English Lit, with all the romanticism it involves, would probably suit him.)
Roger - geology (The boy likes rocks, okay?)
Simon - Philosophy (I was really torn between this and Religious Studies, but between his whole ‘the beast is inside of us’ revelation, and the fact that I really want him to be a mini Chidi Anagonye, it checks out.)
Sam - Chemistry (It would just highly amuse me if one twin were really nerdy and academically inclined, and the other...Less so. Plus, all the chemistry puns with Maurice.)
Eric - Film Studies (Eric is 100% that annoying sibling who talks during films, so if he did film studies, he could interject with stuff he’d learned in class. Plus, Ralric book vs movie debates.)
Piggy - Sociology (Very interested in the workings of society, probably enjoys bringing up and debating various points. Loudly remarks that the likes of Jack and Roger are what’s causing societal breakdown.)