Lmaooo The ACCURACY, I Cant..

Literally me tho

Aaahhh I'm so excited!!!!

chosen heroes!

Hdhbhfhfhf I love thiss 😂😂

jack merridew: a brief summary

100% accurate tho

Maurice for the headcannon thing :)

What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender

How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between

What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!

How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair

Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6

Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand

Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church

Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too

Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see

Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch

A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes

The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES

So the enemies to lovers trope is ok and all, but you know what we need more of? Enemies to friends :')

Nothing is more wholesome (except maybe found family) than two rivals getting past their differences and finding a friend in each other.

I can't

I thought these were fun so I decided to make my own :)

(fyi I only mentioned the creepypastas I know and I'm familiar with so don't come at me)

Y'all have wild group chats fr

LOTF Characters as quotes from my group chat:

Ralph: “What if the ghosts are emotionally fragile? What then?”

Simon: “The best thing I’ve done today is get 12/12 on an ‘Is This A Rat Or A Mouse?’ quiz”

Roger: “Being against murder is so political, like, keep that to yourself.”

Jack: “To the group of people very loudly singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme, y’all need singing lessons bc that was dreadful.”

Eric: “It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s just a business model shaped like an upside down funnel.”

Sam: “I feel so betrayed that Mr Kipling never existed, who else have they been lying to us about?”

Maurice: “Smoke less weed and go eat some beans. Preferably on Weetabix.”

Piggy: “Fine, no Bitcoin for you, then. I’ll start a new life on my own.”

🌚🤌

I’m a simple woman, with simple taste: every time I see a movie or a show or read a book and see a character that is absolutely miserable, with a tragic past but a good heart and tons of trauma my brain goes “them! confort character! we will love them unconditionally forever ❤️”

• 3/11/21 •

Happy birthday to my favorite aot character ✋🤧<3