(but fr, I'm NOT funny 💀💀 ask anyone)
(but samneric are pretty cool:))
haha yes another uquiz um this one is lord of the flies themed bc i love that godforsaken book
Oh you know, this is just my FAVORITE FILM OF ALL TIME 🤧
Treasure Planet ( 2002 )✩∘•° dir. John Musker & Ron Clements
*Lance and Keith are doing something absurdly dangerous*
Lance: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!
Keith, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.
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*watches one episode of Voltron, and is now completely obsessed lmao*
100% accurate tho
Maurice for the headcannon thing :)
What he smells like: Cologne and Lavender
How they sleep: Maurice either gets 15 hours or 2 hours, he has no in between
What music he enjoys: Probably more upbeat music, or Lofi music because it relaxes him!
How much time he spends getting ready in the morning: Enough time to brush his teeth and run his fingers through his hair
Favourite thing to collect: Birthday or Christmas cards. He has all of them, starting from when he was 6
Left or right handed: It depends on the day. Most of the time, he’s right handed but he’s just as good with his left hand
Religion: None, Catholicism tore him apart so he left the church
Favourite Sport: Soccer. Idk if you can count Shuffleboard as a sport but he’s good at that too
Favourite touristy thing to do: Walk around with no intention of going anywhere and just sight see
Favourite kind of weather: Clear days with clouds so that he can cloud watch
A weird fear he has: Maurice is 1000% terrified of lightning thank you very much. Not thunder, he doesn’t mind thunder. Lightning. Oh and giraffes
The arcade game he always wins without fail: Those fucking SCAMS of games that are like “wiN tHe jacKpoT” and then Maurice DOES
shoutout to @jack-vibes for noticing this buT AYO????
Y'all I can't stop thinking about how it must've felt for the kids to explain everything that happened on the island when they got home.. it would've been like squeezing lemon juice on a fresh cut..
I wouldn't blame them if they end up having constant nightmares..
(I know I'm not as active as before but I'm always liking and commenting, even though I don't post much :))
Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.
Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Kidnapper: I-
Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-
Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.
sometimes i pronounce ASMR the same way that kid from lord of the flies pronounces asthma
Aaand BAM here are the pirate boys!!! I already have a few ideas for this AU: Jack’s ship name is Beast from the Sea. He comes from an extremely wealthy merchant family, was taught sea navigation techniques, business, and swordsmanship, he basically had everything to be a successful captain once. Roger (nicknamed Jolly Roger) has a quite large skull and crossbones tattoo on his back. He, on the other hand, was an orphan living from day to day on the streets of the port town where Jack’s family had their ships anchored. He met Jack accidentally, became close friends, Jack has even tahught him everything he knew about sailing and proper sword fighting. One day, Jack has decided that he was fed up with his duties, and just wanted to have fun, so he and Roger basically stole one of Jack’s family company’s ships, and sailed out to the sea. From onwards, Jack was the Captain, and Roger was the Quartermaster. The ship’s crew became Jack’s pirate crew, which grew day by day, as they occupied more and more ships. Simon is the cook who was captured from a merchant ship and was left alive because he has promised to make the crew delicious meals every day, and Ralph was a captain of a Royal Navy ship which was compeletely destroyed by Jack and his mates.
Finally did some art for my Octobermine story!! (I like the lighting difference in each photo…)
I had such a stupid dream last night.
So for context my English class recently read a book called lord of the flies (pretty good piece of classic literature btw). In the book some kids are stuck on a tropical island to fend for themselves. In my dream Ford, Old Man Mcgucket and Stanley were there too?? The same age as they are in the show? Not as a part of the boys' group but just kinda doing their own thing??? Instead of trying to get back to civilization or anything logical (which they absolutely could have done since it's mentioned that Ford has a SUBMARINE at one point) they build some kind of house. I'm not even sure if they try to help or interact with the kids whatsoever. At one point I vividly remember that they make bacon and a little boy sneaks into their house and steals some. Half of the dream was just me reading Ford’s weirdass journal entries about his experience in this place. Ford's submarine got attacked by a pterodactyl at one point and there was a whole page dedicated to it. I sincerely apologize to William Golding and Alex Hirsch for the existence of this post.