Percy: Nico, What's Your Favorite Hobby?

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Percy: Why do you hide your true form when you go out in public?

Percy: Is it because you don't want to be the Centaur of attention?

Chiron: ......

Chiron: Thank you so much for that Percy. Now I know who to send on the next dangerous life threatening quest that comes by

Percy: Can you pass the salt?

Nico: Can you pass your classes?

Percy: .......too much salt

Percy: *turns on the Argo II's and places his hand on the handprint scanner*

Computer: Welcome, voice verification required

Percy: Percy

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Percy Jackson

Computer: Access denied

Percy: Seaweed brain

Computer: Access denied

Percy: ........

Percy: Dam you, Valdez

Percy: Aquaman

Computer: Access granted, welcome Aquaman

Athena: Only geniuses can say these four word quickly. Eye. Yam. Stew. Peed

Artemis: No one's gonna fall for that-

Apollo: IAMSTUPID

Annabeth: I love how we say "oh man" to express disappointed

Reyna: Because men are, in fact disappointing

Camper: Why did you set your school on fire?

Percy: You're assuming I did that of my own will?

Hecate: So your friends' names are Anna and groverbeth, right?

Anna: ........

Groverbeth: ........

Percy: Yup, close enough