Hades: Ask Me Why I Love You

Death eater: Listen here, pretty boy-

Sirius: You think I'm pretty?

Death eater: It's an insult you idiot!

Sirius: You think being pretty is an insult? Honey, who hurt you?

.....An hour later....

Death eater, crying: Then my father threw all my dolls out-

Sirius, patting his arm: Let it out, let it out

Celeana: (at the first assassin's guild meeting) welcome to our first official meeting

Celeana: Today we will be talking about.....

Sam: (whispering) building loyalty

Celeana: Killing royalty

Arobyn: *wipes a tear from his eye* that's my girl

Percy: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt Annabeth you'll kill me?

Thalia: No, if you hurt Annabeth she's perfectly capable of killing you herself

Apollo: But I'm immortal!

Percy: Then why do you scream whenever you're in danger?

Apollo: I never said I wasn't a drama queen

Remus: Padfoot! You broke all my quills?! Fuck you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

- - -

Remus: Padfoot! You got me self-inking quills?! I could kiss you.

Sirius: Go on then.

Remus: What?

Sirius: What?

I'm entirely convinced that the damn in ruthlessness was a pjo reference

Annabeth: The gods literally condemned you to die, how are you still alive?

Percy: bold of you to assume any God is stronger than my spite

You should read it

Should I read Sirius’ perspective atyd or be happy