Percy: *turns On The Argo II's And Places His Hand On The Handprint Scanner*

Demeter: So, on to plan B?

Athena: technically, this is plan G

Posiedon: Like how many plans do you have. What about a plan H?

Athena: Yes, but Apollo gets thrown into tartarus in plan H

Artemis: I like plan H

Lorcan: Love is a weakness. It's an evolutionary mistake

Rowan: You are literally making a birthday card for Elide right now

Lorcan: *points a glue gun at him* you're on fucking thin ice Whitethorn

piper: after everything you two have been through over the last 25 years, what are the most terrifying and brutal beasts you guys have ever faced?

everyone leaning in, ready for a good story:

percy: oh that would be our children

annabeth: *nodding slowly with wide eyes as she has flashbacks*

Hecate: So your friends' names are Anna and groverbeth, right?

Anna: ........

Groverbeth: ........

Percy: Yup, close enough

Elide: Since I'm a professional now, I'm working on my signature

Lorcan: Here's something to practice on

Elide: .......

Elide: Lorcan this is a marriage certificate

Lorcan: .......

Aphrodite: You love Annabeth

Grover: You love Annabeth

Chiron: You love Annabeth

Chb: You love Annabeth

Poseidon: You love Annabeth

Percy: whut? No way

Percy: *Goes on a quest to save her, holds up the sky, gets scared when she might become a hunter of Artemis*

Percy: *ages later* Guys, I think I like Annabeth

Octavian: Tomorrow is garbage day

Reyna: I can't believe they have a whole day dedicated to you