Annabeth: The Gods Literally Condemned You To Die, How Are You Still Alive?

just remembered jason grace was given his name to appease juno. going to be SICK.

Aru: rules are made to be broken

Boo: rules are made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken

Aru: Uh, piñatas

Mini: glowsticks

Aru: karate boards

Mini: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Aru: Rules

Ghost in cabin 13: GET OUT. I WILL KILL-

Nico: Jeez, chill it's me

Ghost: Oh, did you ask him out yet?

Nico: OBVIOUSLY NOT JARED-

Ghost: GODS DAMMIT NICO

Piper: Your mom seems so cool

Percy: She killed a man once

Piper: Even better

Hades: Ask me why I love you

Persephone: why do you love me, hades?

Hades, pulling out a two-hundred slide presentation: I'm glad you asked

Percy: My only talent is to bring stress

Annabeth: Don't you mean to be stressed?

Percy, looking at Chiron, who's downing 6 aspirins: I don't think so

Aelin: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Elide: Strong

Aedion: Weak

Rowan: An idiot

Lysandra: A coward. Use a knife

EXACTLY I don't know why everyone says that

im so tired of "percy gives will a shovel talk" "percy hates will" i personally think percy loves will and is so ecstatic that he makes nico happy. put that in your pipe and smoke it