Making Jokes About Being Chronically Ill With My Friends, Because Somehow Things Are A Little Less Heavy

feeling hungover and drunk at the same time eventhough i didn't drink and am actually just chronically ill

Chronic illness be like: now our right knee is hurting

Me: ok. Is this a new accessory or should I get it checked out?

Chronic ilness: I don't know sis, sounds like a you problem tbh...

i need to lay in bed for a week to make up for one day i overdid it

can't completely stand upright rn, but i'm still gonna try to function tomorrow (we'll see how that goes)

not being able to sleep due to pain sucks, because sleep is the one time i am not in pain

any tips for what helps with insomnia?

i love teachers that offer accommodations in class without me even asking for it

i don’t know. i’m barely a person. i just want to be kind and hold someone’s hand. eat an ice cream cone. stare at the lake. feel the sun on my skin. lay in the grass. run through a sprinkler. it’s so easy to forget life is supposed to feel like a deep breath and not a gasp

some guy invited me to go clubbing with him and his friends... i tell him i would go, even though it's not something i usually do, but i couldn't drink because of the medication i'm taking/health issues

he looked at me and just went "oh maybe some other time then"

and my question is why? WHY am i required to drink to hang out with people? and if that's just a rule then there won't be some other time, because i got a chronic illness and not just a cold

"you complain a lot" when i haven't even told them half my symptoms and mentioned not feeling well two days in a row