Raskolnikov Be Like “I Know A Spot” Then Takes You To The Bureau And Tells You He’s A Murderer

“It takes something more than intelligence to act intelligently.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Crime and Punishment)

A Ravenclaw is the sort of person to...

Fumble their words the more they’ve thought about them. The sentence seems perfect in their head, but when they go to speak it aloud, the previous versions get mixed in.

What’s REALLY inside the Ravenclaw Common Room

A/N: Not a request, but I thought we all need a pick-me-up today. Enjoy everyone, and feel free to request anything you’d like to see me write about ~

Seriously, do you realize how aesthetically pleasing the common room is?

I mean, like the blues and bronze made you feel like freakin’ royalty once you walk in

the most musical of the the common rooms - there’s soft sound of choir singing because of the magic, and the blue hues really calms you down REAL fast

I am 100% SURE that there’s AROMATHERAPY going on inside the common room:

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funny thing is...

this is actually the plot of a TV commercial 

Prompt idea:

Person A and Person B are in a long distance relationship. They have to fly to see each other, but flights are expensive, so they don't get to very often, or maybe they haven't met yet.

Person A finally gets enough money to surprise B with a visit. They plan it all out and don't plan on telling them until they're standing outside their door. It will be the best surprise ever.

Or at least it would be, if B hadn't had the exact same idea and when A calls to ask why B isn't answering their door, B is sitting in the rental car outside A's house.

The thing about Jinho is you know how good his voice is, but it still blows you away everytime you hear him sing.

Sneaking out to play quidditch

missing misty days across the Atlantic 🌫️🌁

Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

i already like him.

Ravenclaw

Deaf Ravenclaw students learning to translate spells into sign language and going on to become pros at wandless magic because you can’t hold a wand while using sign language. They invent their own spells that involve really subtle hand movements - they look like they’re just twiddling their thumbs but they’re actually cursing your hair to fall out. They’re terrifying dueling partners in DADA. And they charmed the eagle statue outside the common room to have magical subtitles and respond to sign language.