Imagine If Fawkes Could Talk…just The Comments He’d Make On Everyone That Entered The Office And

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Ya know what’s annoying? Carefully scrolling for ages down a site only for it to go “oh, you tried to move that a millisecond too fast, better reload everything” and it reverts back to the start. Just, AHHHHH! wanna smash something! (Not my phone though as I want more parent stuff and it’s important)

Still love ya however old ya are, Dad. Just be alive when I get home that’s all I ask. 💜🖤💚

(I don’t ship Dad and his own son (Harry)

Professor Snape is 63 now.

He left Hogwarts a long time ago and started taking on apprentices. Being his apprentice is considered a great luck, and many would-be Potions masters dream of being trained by him.

He also has a laboratory, two tabby cats and Potter.

Professor hates 2023.

Happy Birthday to my father, the bravest man I know, my inspiration. While it may be a cruel twist of fate that we unintentionally share a birthday, may fate be kinder when bringing me home. Love you and Miss you, Dad! 💜🖤

(Art by Jim Kay)

Thank you!! You are a bored-destroyer! (Was going to say life saver but that wouldn’t really fit) thank you awesome internet stranger!! (From Aus)!! 💜

right downloading has commenced <3

SHHH MUM, DAD LET ME HAVE A KNIFE!!! HE SAID IT’S OK!!!

Snape: What do you have there?

Student: A KNIFE!

Snape: Oh ok.

McGonagall: NO!

My first ever fanfic!! Let the embarrassment begin!

Don’t get attached to unpopular ships because you will run out of fic and die

This is damn adorable! And I can totally see it happening!

WALLEVE Movie Night headcanons

- When WALL-E found out more than one movie existed, his mind was in a state 1000 times more overblown than the standard “Mind-blown” response. 

- His iPod doesn’t work with most movies, but they can use the big computer in the building attached to EVE’s greenhouse to watch nearly any movie that’s ever been released digitally (see my fanfic “EVE’s New Directive” if you want to know more about the greenhouse. Okay shameless plug over :D)

- If WALL-E is picking a movie, he just reads the summary and goes “This one”. Conversely, EVE looks up the film to see how much box office it made or if the reviews are passable (she tries to act professional about it, but she actually relies on old social media responses)

- Of course, WALL-E adores older musicals. EVE found a pile made by anyone related remotely to Hello, Dolly-which led to the discovery of gems such as Singin’ in the Rain.

- He’s tried to reenact his favourite scenes before, and EVE LOVES that.

- EVE’s more of a Skydance movie person (Skydance is the studio behind the action scenes in recent Mission Impossible films and Top Gun: Maverick). She really gets into the action sequences and because of this, finds it a little hard to watch older action films as their pacing is rather slow.

- If watching a movie in EVE’s vein, WALL-E gets into the human subplots, no matter how badly written they are. EVE finds this adorable.

- EVE also likes watching horror movies ironically. WALL-E knows those films aren’t real, but the jumpscares can make him collapse back into cube form (even if he expected them). If this gets too bad EVE pauses and they just cuddle for a bit.

- WALL-E has no self-restraint and will watch seven seasons of a show in a day if he gets started.

- WALL-E also wants nothing but the happiest endings for the characters, and can’t help but feel a bit sad if an ending doesn’t end like that.

- Occasionally, if he’s really torn up about it, EVE would look around for a fix-it fic or a fan ending just to put it at risk. This is a task reserved for the most dire of situations, as EVE gets curious and sometimes accidentally pokes around in a fanfic that’s not exactly what she’s looking for.

- During the most romantic moments, they can be seen subconsciously holding hands again.

- Hal tends to sit in EVE’s bowl instead of WALL-E’s shoulder after one incident where WALL-E got jumpscared and accidentally squished Hal when retracting his head.

- There’s been talk of making WALL-E and EVE’s story into a movie, but everyone’s waiting for the technology to be restored and for the right person with the right vision to develop it. Both WALL-E and EVE are rather enthusiastic to play their own parts, alongside most of the other robots.

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