You better deliver those letters, Grandfather or Mum’s gonna take them herself.
Mcgonagall: and this is another 40 letters for number 4 privet drive
Dumbledore: do you really think this is necessary, Minerva.
Mcgonagall: actually, let me multiply them by four hundred.
Dumbledore: Minerva-
Mcgonagall: -and then we can send them through the fireplace.
Dumbledore: Minerva please-
Mcgonagall: on Sunday, so they least expect it.
Dumbledore: I’ll just go and get him
Mcgonagall: it was ten years of abuse Albus, I was right! This is your punishment for leaving him there. Now, mail these letters on a Sunday into their house!
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I’m too lazy to do it myself but I need to see at least the pics of the Guardians (North, Tooth, Bunny, Sandy and Jack) with their Santa Clause counterparts.
Dad, as much as I can’t speak on this topic, LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE AND SLEEP!!!!
I need to get to libraries!
Alison: Kylie!?
Captain: Yes, Alison?
Alison: No, I mean her. Wait, your name is Kylie?
- Please be honest with us. We aren't going to report you to the police because your dog got into your stash. We need to know if your cat's wound happened two days ago or two hours ago. Just tell us what happened.
- VACCINATE YOUR PETS. We don't care about your stances on human vaccines. Your pets NEED theirs. Parvo is one of the worst things a puppy can get, it has a high mortality rate, and it's prevented by vaccinating. Distemper and Rabies are INCURABLE, and ONLY prevented by vaccines. Vaccinate your pets, even if they are indoor only.
- Your dog is not a wolf. It does not need a grain-free diet. Dogs have evolved to digest carbs and grains alongside us. Grain-free diets have been linked to causing a heart condition called DCM (dilated cardiomyopathy) and we are seeing more and more cases of it in younger and younger dogs. My clinic personally had 3 cases in the last two weeks, and it is a horrible thing to see.
- Spay and neuter your pets if you aren't going to breed them. If you are, do NOT breed before they're at least 1.5 years old. Two years is better.
- Besides altering your pet, leave the rest of their body parts alone. Your dog prefers having their ears and tail. Your cat needs their claws. Declawing is cruel and banned in many places, and ear cropping/tail docking isn't far behind.
- STOP LISTENING TO YOUR BREEDER INSTEAD OF YOUR VET.
- Keep your pet on a leash or in a carrier when you bring them to the clinic! Do not carry your angry cat inside in your arms!!
- Cats do not do things out of spite. Your cat does not pee outside of the litter because it's angry. It's probably stressed, or is having urinary issues.
- Stop being rude to the vet staff. We have one of the highest suicide rates of any profession, and it's only getting worse. We have enough to deal with without you reaming us out because Fluffy needs their nails trimmed TODAY and we're booked up for 3 weeks.
- Stop scruffing your cats. Its an outdated form of restraint and it is physically painful.
- Train your dogs. Bad behaviours are 90% boredom and bad habits. Spend time with your dogs.
- Again. Please be nice to the vet staff. We're doing our best to help your pets. We're overworked, exhausted, underpaid and underappreciated. We are tired. Be gentle and be kind.
- IF YOUR PET BITES, JUST TELL ME IT DOES. I WILL NOT JUDGE YOU. I JUST WANT TO NOT GET BIT.
Severus McGonagall-Snape x Minerva McGonagall-Snape
My first art in a series of drawing my fictional human ships as my favourite animal! Of course I started with my Parents! Had so much fun doing this! I haven’t drawn in years!
In questioning my "auntie" (first cousin once removed) Mary's Disney film: Why doesn't Mr Banks (in A British Bank) not question his children's outings? Just calls them questionable. (Hmmm)
Imagine if Fawkes could talk…just the comments he’d make on everyone that entered the office and the intense conversations he and Dumbledore would have…
The perfect song for the world to end with: : @markiplier’s The last goodbye!