This Needs To Be A Fanfic! I May Write It Myself But This Has Been Keeping Me Up Daydreaming With Ways

What if Charles had arrived whenever Spearchucker left??

Posting this here as I won’t write it but Prompt, I guess:

- Dad (Snape) runs an apothecary/potions shop in Hogsmede while Mum (Mcgonagall) still teaches (Lupin is constant dada prof but Dad can’t complain as he doesn’t have kids at Hogwarts and Slughorn and maybe some others who aren’t story important are potions prof), Mum meets Dad for some potion or other reason and bam! Relationship! (Haven’t decided if Dad will be a death eater or not still but up to writer if people use this rubbish) (I JUST WANNA SHARE!)

I am a big finn x holley shipper, idk why, just am!

REBLOG if you like Cars 2

Please tell me I’m not the only one 😭

Does anyone else ship like the love triangle of Draco, Ginny AND Hermione or is this just another of my weird rare ships?? (They all love each other, it’s a fully connected triangle, both the girls love both Draco and each other.)

(Or as I like to call them, the otter, the weasel and the ferret)

If the Wiggles - the original Wiggles, Greg, Murray, Anthony, and Jeff - went on tour right now, I would go despite being 22 years old and I feel like I’m not the only adult who would

Caroline gets back together with M Rasmodius and Abby learns to be a witch, Good Ending

You're right

Just had a thought after watching Ghosts season 3 (all for the fist time, it’s not readily available here in Aus, cheers to @patcaps for making them all available!)

Maybe the whole “Captain cheering up Kitty” scene is what made her have him as her father in her flashback?

I’m not sure if these eps are in the right order for this as I’ve only watched them once but found this interesting.

Still love ya however old ya are, Dad. Just be alive when I get home that’s all I ask. 💜🖤💚

(I don’t ship Dad and his own son (Harry)

Professor Snape is 63 now.

He left Hogwarts a long time ago and started taking on apprentices. Being his apprentice is considered a great luck, and many would-be Potions masters dream of being trained by him.

He also has a laboratory, two tabby cats and Potter.

Professor hates 2023.

Ah yes, the cause of most of dad’s injuries and mum’s stress

Problematíque Request: I'd love Snape + risky experiments. There's a great unfinished WIP where he's a bit of a mad scientist and... iirc, using electricity on himself to see if it affects his magic? I don't know, it was weird and interesting, and it's stuck with me.

Imagine how differently the fandom would react to Snape’s Worst Memory if his and Lily‘s positions were reversed. Everyone would vilify him if his lips twitched as if to smile when Lily’s bare legs were exposed or if Sev had been the one to say, “Leave her alone,” but had a full convo with Mulciber (our James Potter stand in) instead of using his wand against whoever had strung her upside down in the air. But those are things Lily does and she’s the fandom angel. Is it gender bias? Sexism? The double standards are gross.

(How does it end? Snape goes on to marry “Mulciber“ and they become soul mate goals in the HP fandom?)