A Motorcycle Gang Made Up Of Ancient Bisexual Norse Monarchs: The Bikings

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

A black ribbon is a symbol of remembrance and mourning. Used also as a political statement. And in this case, a Black ribbon to also represent racial hate crime. Reblog this Ribbon,  Let the symbol of our hearts show to Michael Brown in this case, and also for all those affected by the same. Never forget.

(The Ribbon is transparent)

I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off

It got real dark real fast

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

my printer can suck a dick 

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.