Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

I think we all should appreciate Danish cities and places’ literal translation into English

I know what I want for my birthday now.

After the success of last year’s “bake your thesis” morning tea, this year’s theme was “bake a language” - once again raising funds for the Cancer Council.

It was a reminder of just how creative so many of my colleagues are (and also that they’re pretty good cooks!). My contribution was the apple P.I.E. - which like many of the other offerings was a baking pun. Proto-Indo-European is the best reconstruction of the ancestor language of many modern European languages all the way over to languages like Nepali and Hindi.

its like america and britain are having a competition for who can fuck themselves up more politically 

my printer can suck a dick 

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

where is jimmy proton? and jimmy electron?

LAST WEEK WE CAN USE THIS SOMEONE HIT THE PANIC BUTTON

This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: 你好 They’re different.