I Bought A Sandwich Cutter From China And I Think The Translation On The Package Is A Bit Off

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

Nominal tense?

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

my printer can suck a dick 

funny text posts arent my

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

“Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip.”    I ended up painting a small tribute to Stephen Hillenburg, thank you for all the laughs even all the way back to Rocko’s Modern Life. Both that and Spongebob influenced my sense of humor big time.

every year we have to say it