Gabriel : Samsquatch Is Too Tall For Me To Kiss Them On The Lips. What Should I Do?

Gabriel : Samsquatch is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?

Crowley : Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double over in pain, kiss him.

Charlie : Tackle him!

Castiel : Dump him.

Jack : Kick him in the shin!

Sam : No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

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Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

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Big bad guy : how did none of you hear my evil speech?!

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Dean : *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

Jack poking Dean’s arm : Dean Dean. Dean. Dean.

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*The party sitting in jail together*

Max : So who should we call?

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One of my favorite/weirdest AU

Docteur - Dad

Doctor who

Kaya - Mom

Logan & Peter Parker

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Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne

Marvel - DC

John wick

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Dean Winchester

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Dean : SAM!?

Sam : Name, could be fine?

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Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

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Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

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Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

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