Tony : Ah Ready For Another Fantastic Day Of Being Better Than Rogers.

Siblings

Iris : Barry, I'm sad...

Barry, Holds out arms for a hug : It's going to be okay!

VS

Lisa : Lenny, I'm sad...

Snart, nodding : mood.

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

Dean : Jack, what do you have?

Jack : A KNIFE!

Dean : Okay, have fu-

Sam : NO!

Tony : *Seeing Stephen wearing nice clothes*

Tony smiling : I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person ?

Stephen :

Stephen : I forgot to ask you, didn't I ?

Tony :

Tony bursting out laughing : You sure did! Give me 5 minutes and I'm yours!

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

Time family AU

Eddie : If you want my advice-

Scott : No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.

Eddie : First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.

Venom : It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

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Doctor - dad

Doctor who

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Kaya - mom

Oc

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Logan & Peter Parker

Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman

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Tony Stark & Bruce waine

Marvel - Dc

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John wick

John wick

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Eddie Brock

Marvel

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Dean Winchester

Supernatural

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Mycroft Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Sam winchester

Supernatural

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Jake Peralta

Brooklyn 99

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Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes

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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn

Dc

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Steve Harrington

Stranger things

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Harry Potter

Harry potter

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Scott McCall & Thomas

Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe

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Malicia/rogue

Marvel

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Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson

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Jenny

Doctor who

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Eddie, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Steve: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

*Barry holding his baby*

Caitlin : Oh God, I can’t believe one of us actually has one of these.

Cisco : I know, I still am one of these.

Oliver : I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.

Barry, Kara, and Sara : ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!!!

Gareth : Why do you look like that?

Eddie, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?

Gareth : Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Jeff : Eddie accidentally called Harrington "baby girl" in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*