Hey I Hate The Word ‘continuum’

why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?

I've had journal 3 for a thousand billion years but I never read it because it was my brother's.

Lucky for him, I'm in the most hardcore gravity falls phase I've ever been in in my life, so I WILL be stealing it from him.

I'm so used to being forced out of a fandom by either a messed up creator or a messed up community that I stopped enjoying the gravity falls fandom for no reason because I'm too scared to like things anymore

The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"

why is there nothing left

Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️

They said they can't

chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????

In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)

A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again

I got to the point after watching the credits where I started expecting to see

Alex Hirsch as the voice of: everybody

😔

Reblog if you can see italicised emoji

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me