The Fact That The Gravity Falls Tag Has Been Trending For Probably Over Two Months Straight Is So Funny

I deleted Instagram so now I'm back to tumblr doom scrolling.

I will very slowly delete all the apps I have on my phone that I waste hours on until there's nothing left, subsequently leading to me scrolling across my phone's homepage for hours on end.

This was me yesterday I'm afraid

My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.

I've had journal 3 for a thousand billion years but I never read it because it was my brother's.

Lucky for him, I'm in the most hardcore gravity falls phase I've ever been in in my life, so I WILL be stealing it from him.

The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??

Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'

First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.

I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it

the takeaway is that detailing a cake using a plastic bag with a hole cut in it is actually hard

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

Kale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

IM SCREAMING

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????

In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)

A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again

this can't end well

why did it blink on organ