I'm So Used To Being Forced Out Of A Fandom By Either A Messed Up Creator Or A Messed Up Community That

can you tell me a shark fact you find interesting?

O-ho! Thank you for the ask, person who definitely isn't my alternate account! I sure will tell you a shark fact!

Greenland sharks have a lifespan of around 300 (or more!) years, which not only makes them the longest living sharks, but also the longest living vertebrates in the world!! Wowzers!!

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

IM SCREAMING

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

No, you don't understand. The DOG MAN MOVIE comes out soon.

Today, my great uncle Lewis taught me how to kill someone and make it look like an accident

Do you ever

stop trying to get me arrested. I know what you're trying to get me to admit. It's not gonna happen. They'll never take me alive or willingly.

Kale

Change a single letter and change the word game

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

gravity falls isn't trending anymore I think I cursed it

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

therapy's going well!!!

I would be such a good singer if I could sing