I Will Forever Believe That Sebastian Made Himself Look Like Vincent On Purpose

Born to finish writing the next chapter of my Soukoku fic, forced to write a paper for my class instead

Can anyone recommend any good dad Vader fics? Can feature Luke at any age or any Vader redemption or Luke corruption, I don’t care. Even Force Ghost Anakin is cool! Please just anything involving those two 😭 🤲

Dadbastian request: wasp in the house wasp in the house wasp in the house oh god kill it Sebastian hurry it's SWOOPING-

I cackled when I read this request 😂

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Buzz… Buzz… Buzz

Ciel looked up from his paperwork, annoyed at the sound that caused him to loose his focus. A few seconds later, he heard the servants running outside of his study. The door was slightly cracked, so their voices carried into the study.

“Mey-Rin! Wait! It’s too tiny for you to use your weapons!” Finny yelled as he ran after Mey-Rin.

“But Mr. Sebastian said to kill it.” Mey-Rin replied from down the hall.

“Come on! How hard is it to catch a bloody wasp?!” Bard yelled, running past Ciel’s study to catch up with the other two.

Wasp? Wasp?! There’s a wasp in the manor?! Ciel looked to the left, then to the right. Alright, maybe the wasp isn’t-

Buzzz

Ciel looked down. The wasp was on his stack of paper work, staring right at him.

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"We're so sorry! We couldn't find it!" Mey-Rin and Finny exclaimed apologetically. Bard said nothing while scratching the back of his head.

"Keep looking. It's important that the wasp doesn't come in contact with the young master. He's deathly afraid of-" Sebastian was interrupted by said young master's screaming.

“Sebastian! Sebastian, get in here! Sebastian!”

Sebastian sighed.

"Wasps. He's afraid of wasps." Sebastian said before making his way towards Ciel's study.

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As Sebastian approached Ciel's study, he heard a manner of crashes and objects being thrown about. He knocked on the door.

"My lord? May I-"

"Sebastian! Get this tiny devil out of here."

"A wasp is an Earth creature, my lord."

"You know what I meant! Do something!"

Sebastian opened the door and entered Ciel's study. However, Ciel was nowhere in his line of sight.

"My lord?"

"I'm right here." Ciel said, moving from behind the now open door to stand behind his butler.

"Ah, there you are. I was beginning to worry you decided to escape through the window." Sebastian said with a smirk.

"You're not funny." Ciel said with a glare.

"It's not good to lie, my lord. Now, where is this little devil of yours?"

Ciel continued to glare at Sebastian. Slowly, Ciel lifted his arm and pointed to the wall left of the window.

"It's right there." Ciel said before quickly moving his arm back, safely grasping his butler's tailcoat.

"Oh dear, what a terrifying creature. Had it managed to sting you, I'm sure you would be in pain for days. How unfortunate that would be."

"Stop stalling and kill the little demon already!"

"Now, my lord, there's no need to drag my kind into this." Sebastian scolded as he reached for a nearby dart.

"I'm not the one who placed this fear of wasps in you. You did that all on your own." Sebastian said as he threw the dart at the wasp.

Ciel let out a breath he hadn't known he'd been holding when the dart met it's target.

"There now, my lord. Now that I've slain the ferocious beast, perhaps you would like to continue your studies? You may want to focus on your German. I'm afraid your last score wasn't up to par."

"Perhaps you would like to spend the rest of the day with Pluto. Apparently, he's been quite lonely lately."

"Really now? I'll have to have Finny visit him more often."

"You and I both know Finny visits Pluto multiple times a day. He says Pluto wants to see you."

"Well, Pluto will just have to get over it." Sebastian said, leading Ciel back to his desk.

"I'll be back in an hour to fetch you for tea. If you can show improvement on your German, perhaps I can arrange for a chocolate dessert to be served after dinner." Sebastian said.

Ciel perked up at the mention of chocolate.

"If I finish the vocabulary you gave me, I get the chocolate dessert and milk with honey."

"I thought we agreed that milk with honey was reserved for nightmares?"

"You could at least consider it." Ciel said, crossing his arms. Sebastian sighed.

"Let's see how well you do on the vocabulary first, then we'll see."

Ciel rolled his eyes, but made no further complaints.

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How did I do, Anon? I hope this was close to what you wanted! <3

I love them sm they’re so dear to me 🤲

kuroshitsuji music taste headcanons because i can

modern AU for convenience, also long post warning

- sebastian listens to the most pretentious classical music ever created. he also only listens to music in the car. made ciel learn to play the violin or something. he hates modern music with a burning passion

-ciel says he listens to classical music to keep his dignity, but he actually listens to nightcore versions of fnaf fan songs. he would not admit this under any circumstances

-alois is very open about listening to nightcore versions of fnaf songs, however he does not have headphones and plays music everywhere. when claude got him headphones he started singing along. badly

-claude has never willingly listened to music in his life, and he does not plan on starting ever. he probably thinks alois’s fansongs are all that exists. once he listened to dubstep and it gave him a seizure

-undertaker listens to old, old rock music. the shit on your moms cassete tape in the 70s. he is the biggest music nerd you have ever seen, but he has never willingly listened to a song from after 1995 and will keep it that way

-grelle listens to the horniest pop music ever made. she listens to anime character tiktok edit audio songs. that and musicals. so, so many musicals. she probably also sings along, but sings better than alois

-william says he doesn’t listen to music, but he’s secretly a huge music nerd, especially about old music. my guy would be in band in high school. probably not a band kid, though. he hung out with the calculus kids

-ronald just listens to the radio. taylor swift fan, but only when she made pop music in like 2015. his entire playlist consists of top 40 hits. he doesn’t know what music genres are

Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.

Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.

Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?

Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.

Sebastian and Ciel: What?

Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?

Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??

Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.

Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.

Ciel: Kids these days.

I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.

Welp, ao3 is down again. Time to write a new chapter while I wait for it to come back 💀

Kentucky Fried Phantomhives

uhm so I ended up writing a really short fic based on this post in attempt to get over writer’s block (it didn’t work but hey I wrote something…?)

read HERE thank you