Mikey: How tall are you?
Frank: Height is a social construct.
Gee: So you’re short.
me: there’s no such thing as soulmates omg
also me: can’t believe my otp are actual soulmates
Nick: That’s it! You’re all grounded.
Nick: Stark, no inventing for you.
Nick: Rogers, no seeing Barnes.
Nick: And Romanoff… Is there anything you love?
Natasha: Revenge.
Nick: No vengeance for you.
Natasha: I was gonna say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that's off the table.
Mikey: where were you
Frank, messy hair and panting: I was... doing... stuff
Gerard, panting even harder, limping into the room with messy hair: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Frank: I gave you a gentle nudge
Gerard: I’ll give you a nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
Frank: Does it have to be your foot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mikey: fml
Gabriel: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things
Sam: that’s because you’re too short
Gabriel:
Dean: dude, run
I had no idea what I wanted, only that I wanted something, which is the worst kind of wanting.
David Levithan (via bnmxfld)
person: so what’s your favorite thing about supernatural?
me:
Mikey: There is a strict no-animals policy on the Bus
Gerard: Okay
Mikey: Except for Frank’s high horse which occasionally makes an appearance.