Mikey: There Is A Strict No-animals Policy On The Bus

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-who are you? -im you but stronger

My hair is sacred.

I’ve been waiting 15 years for Sam to say that and in such a queer way. (via jupiterjames)

Gerard: Hey guys, may I introduce you to my girlfriend? 

Y/N: Hey, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you. 

Frank: You couldn’t find anything better? 

Gerard: Don’t you dare insult my girlfriend! 

Frank: Shut up, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to her 

Mikey, to Ray: *whispering* I thought he was dating Frank

Spn characters as John Mulaney

Dean:

Sam:

Cas:

Charlie:

John (@ his kids)

Gabe:

Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say

Castiel: Yeah, no

Chuck: I'm God

Castiel: And I'm an atheist

Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here

Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you

Chuck: What?

Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams

Gabriel: I know we don’t always see eye to eye on things

Sam: that’s because you’re too short

Gabriel:

Dean: dude, run

Gerard's mom:  You don’t have to watch them 

Gerard: Things are better if I stay

I just made this today (also, I cried)