Like, I Really Need To Stop

Chuck: I am in charge, so you have to do what I say

Castiel: Yeah, no

Chuck: I'm God

Castiel: And I'm an atheist

Chuck: How can you say I don't exist? I'm standing right here

Castiel: I didn't say you don't exist. I said I don't believe in you

Chuck: What?

Castiel: You'll never achieve your dreams

so i might have made some memes

I’m supposed to be doing work but instead I did this

Ray: Whats up Mikey?

Mikey, after having to deal with Gerard and Frank all day: My blood pressure

Gerard: *looking at Frank*

Frank:

Gerard: Stop being so cute or I'll punch you in the lips

Gerard: Very softly

Gerard: With my own lips

anyone know which episode “well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true” is from?

tenderest lines in supernatural:

“i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”

“i’m hunted, i rebelled, and i did it all, all of it, for you”

“castiel? oh, he’s not here. you see he has this weakness, he likes you”

“my superiors have begun to question my sympathies” “your sympathies?” “i was getting too close to the humans in my charge. you”

“cas, we’ve talked about this. personal space” “my apologies”

“so what, i’m thelma, you’re louise and we’re just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?” 

“it’s been a long time since i laughed that hard. oh it’s been more than a long time. years”

“what? i like past you”

“are you coming?” “of course”

“don’t ever change”

“cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, i got laid”

“sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. you know the one in the dirty trench coat who’s in love with you”

“dean and i do share a more profound bond”

“why does it always gotta be me the one who makes the call? it’s not like cas lives in my ass, dude’s bussy… cas get out of my ass” “i was never in your-”

“…the stench of that impala’s all over your overcoat, angel”

“i’m doing this for you, dean. i’m doing this because of you”

“dean, i do everything you ask, i always come when you call”

“don’t make me lose you too”

“a part of me always believed you’ll come back”

“ask him, he was your boyfriend first”

“i’ll find a way to redeem myself to you”

“i’d rather have you, cursed or not”

“well, we’re probably gonna die tomorrow so…” “well i’ll go with you”

“let me bottom line it for you: i’m not leaving here without you. understand” “i understand”

“i prayed to you cas, every night”

“cas, buddy, i need you”

“ i’ve been trying to stay one step ahead of them to - to keep them away from you”

“why didn’t you wait for me” “well i didn’t get killed, and it worked” “and if it didn’t?” “it would have been my problem” “well, that’s not the way i see it”

“where the hell are you man?” “in a hospital” “are you okay?” “no” “you wanna elaborate?”

“talk to me”

“i won’t hurt dean”

“we’re family. we need you. i need you”

“you can’t save everyone my friend, though you try”

“so this is it. E.T goes home”

“i know you think that i’m pissed at you, but i don’t care that the angels fell”

“please man i need you here”

“you sure you’re alright?” “yes… are you? there’s something different about you”

“cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy”

“ -arguably the most powerful instrument in the history of the universe – is in pieces, and for what again? oh, that’s right – to save dean winchester”

“you draped yourself with the flag of heaven but ultimately, it was all about saving one human, right?”

“dean, you know i always appreciate our talks, our time together”

“and when you turn, and you will turn, sam, and everyone you know, everyone you love they could be long dead. everyone except me”

“so if there’s even a small chance that we can save you, i won’t let you out of this room”

“i could go with you”

“i’m not gonna send lucifer into battle inside of cas, what if he doesn’t make it?”

“it? it’s not an it, sam. it’s cas”

“cas is family”

“let’s find that idiot and bring him home”

“well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true”

“how are you dean?” “fine. i’m great” “no, you’re not”

“god, i was so stupid” “you were stupid for the right reasons”

“now you tell me. the mark…” “oh, you’re worried about me after everything i-” “dean, is it gone?” “yes, i’m good” 

“i wouldn’t be much use. i don’t have my powers” “so? i’ve never had powers”

“it’s a gift, you keep those”

“it’s good to have you back cas”

“how long was i gone?” “too damn long”

“well, i said we needed a big win. we got cas, that’s a pretty damn big win”

“just act like you’re from tombstone. the movie. i made you watch it” “yes, the one with guns and tuberculosis. i’m your huckleberry” 

“you mean we?” “yes, dumbass, we. you, me and sam. we’re just better together”

“Only hate the road when you're missing home. Only know you love her when you let her go”

To the girl Sam always wanted, and always needed. To Jessica Moore.

Hipster Sam