This Is The Cutest Thing I Have Ever Seen

tfw you are with two friends who are closer to each other than to you

bruh

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this is peak Craigslist

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

Canada didn’t always have universal health care. The campaign started in the 1930s, but had immediate resistance from big business circles. It was initially implemented as an experiment in the province of Saskatchewan in 1947. 

After its incredible success, it finally went national in 1966. In the interim period, big business fought it at every step - referring to is as a communist conspiracy and a gateway to Soviet rule.

THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

Turning Your Kid’s Drawings Into Badass Characters by Thomas Romain.

At school: Eh I'll just do this at home

At home: Eh I'll just do this at school

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously