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i love spending all my time foraging n running around picking up everything i see in video games bc when i go to the merchant??? & they try 2 hit me with the “first u need to go get me the long lost emerald berry of princess logbreath before i even THINK about dealing”

…sis i’ve already handed it over

#he said it#he said the thing

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

Is Kanye Lord Voldemort?

(To the tune of Our House) corn dog. In the middle there’s some meat

I’ve been laughing at this for quite a long time now