#he Said It#he Said The Thing

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

aesthetic

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

College has me so fucked up. Some kid just told me that our final assignments are due in fifteen minutes and my first reaction was acceptance. I don’t even have anything to hand in, it’s worth 30% of my mark and I was just ready to embrace the void. Wasn’t even relieved when he said he was kidding. Nobody can touch this. I’ve surpassed this mortal plane

alien comic