Me: Immune System Why Do I Have A Fever

I feel so guilty and bad for blocking spam accounts with URLs that obviously once belonged to a real user, like an obvious fandom URL or a clever pun, something obviously once chosen by a real blogger and not auto-generated. It’s like shooting a shambling zombie in the head when you can still tell what kind of person they were before they died. Maybe they’re wearing a slogan tee you can still read pretty clearly or their hair is still dyed and you had FRIENDS with pink hair… Auto-generated URLs like @drawerlampungulatesparklewillowcord are clearly just faceless nameless drones with no actual person behind them and no history. There’s zero guilt involved with blocking those. It’s actually pretty satisfying, shooting those sick imitations of humans dead. But @sasukeisapowerbottom?? That was once somebody. Somebody’s kid, somebody’s friend. And now their corpse is tottering around trying to get people to click on their links with pictures of skinny white girls in frilly bras. It’s so sad.

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

Juice with a big mood

I hope Wikipedia doesnt go bankrupt it will feel like the end times . I think I will literally panic

dating tip #23: find someone who is willing to date you

if you a catfish sit the fuck down and reevaluate your life

I didn’t even realize people were posting September by earth wind and fire bc of the date I just assumed we collectively remembered how much that song slaps

When you get brutally splatted by 3 people ganging up on you and a teammate is super jumping to your position