The Art Of Mark Maggiori

RATTLESNAKE (a short)

Put the first 3 words you see in the comment. (Input your myer briggs personality type too!) Afterwards, compare & see what other personality type saw!

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

Goat gives it all it’s got

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

PLEASE