RATTLESNAKE (a Short)

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you ‘what really happened’, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.

i’m going to name my daughter casserole so then she’ll get the nickname cass and people will be like “oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?” and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole

Needless to say, Republicans are racist hypocrites. Of course they don’t care about golfing now, but Trump has almost golfed more in one year than Obama did in all eight of his years.

why in the world are we still asking this question in 2019?

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

Ping Pong the Animation // Episode 6 Kong Wenge’s Karaoke Scene (Shōgo Hamada, Midnight Flight)