Yesterday I Went To Buy Something And The Store Owner Looked Up And Said Something To Me In Chinese And

Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself. Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

“The most important part of character design is to have a recognizable silhouette”

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

When one person compliments you then a bunch of other people start to compliment you

McMeme

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old

HOLY SHIT, WE DID IT!!