[at Disneyland, On The Teacup Ride]

hmmm

video game christmas music

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drunk driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

I blocked them. I blocked them all. They’re blocked, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They’re like animals, and I blocked them like animals.

THE INSTA STORY I LOVE GOT UPLOADED!

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend i want a faithful dragon companion

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.