I Blocked Them. I Blocked Them All. They’re Blocked, Every Single One Of Them. And Not Just The Men,

We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said

"Because they’re still alive."

Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.

I’ve been thinking about this for two days

Kerry Callen > A Callen Parody

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

do you ever feel lowkey cheated because we didn’t get to see a real seventh year at hogwarts? 

I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u