I Dont Want A Boyfriend Or Girlfriend I Want A Faithful Dragon Companion

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

who the fuck cares

This is devastating.

in college there are only two moods:

1. i can do this! after outlining everything i need to do, it doesn’t seem so bad. in fact it’s very methodical and easy to follow and i can do it.

2. oh my god its happening. its the end for me. i might as well be dead. everything is due now. i was put on this earth to suffer. i have two essays due in 45 seconds and all ive eaten today is half a goldfish cracker. i can only feel pain

also these moods go back and forth every hour 

After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all. [obvincognito/tabizine]