Thanks Dungeons And Dragons For Teaching Me How To Spell And Correctly Incorporate Cool Words Into My

me: *starts screaming*

somebody: whoa there buddy whats that all about?

me: sorry i just remembered my whole entire life

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

…as they posted that picture from their “modern prison” 🙄

People born in 1997 are turning 18 now do you know how scary that is

so guys i was trying to cheer someone up with harry potter memes and i found some really good ones

like seriously

look at these

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

It has happened.