Some Oddly Specific Advice From Hesiod (c700 BC)

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

when i die i want my skull preserved and donated to a theater group to function as the skull of yorick in a production of hamlet

'Which person,' she said, her voice shaking, 'which abysmally foolish person wrote down this week's passwords and left them lying around?' There was utter silence, broken by the smallest of terrified squeaks. Neville Longbottom, trembling from head to fluffy-slippered toes, raised his hand slowly into the air.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The book frames this as a moment of disgrace for Neville, but I think it’s one of his most shining moments. 

Owning up to such a catastrophic mistake in front of his entire House while Professor McGonagall stood there quivering with rage and practically breathing fire at him, when he could have just as easily remained silent without anyone ever being the wiser?

That took courage. And integrity.

(via themiddleliddle)

I’ve struck gold.

casually going about your day when you realize you had homework

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

It’s about caffeine & sleep. It’s for a project. It’s only two questions. If you could take it that would be swell. -Luke Ferguson