Oh, Woe Is Me!  To Be Transformed, Transmogrified, Shapeshifted, Bewitched, And Bemoaned!  To Be Naught

HHHHHH!!

not only they’ll have Cuphead on the Switch, but they’ll also give ups a free update on all other platforms!!

http://studiomdhr.com/cuphead-is-coming-to-nintendo-switch-plus-new-free-content-for-everyone/

*breaths* I’M SO HYPED!!!!!

CHARACTER SELECTION WHICH MEANS MUGMAN AS PLAYER 1!

FULLY LOCALIZED TEXT IN TEN ADDITIONAL LANGUAGES

BRAND NEW ANIMATIONS AND ART!

FULLY ANIMATED CUTSCENES!!!

akjsfagnafsdggagsgfshgfsfdsada!!!!

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.