Listen, I’m Not The Biggest Fan Of Kids But If A Child Looks At Me Then You Bet I’m Gonna Smile Back

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

#Imagine

 walking in class the first day of school & you see this:

 … … and he says “I’m Justin Bieber, your new teacher.”

Gosh, have you ever just stopped to think how the world is just filled with such beautiful things? Aurora borealis, Machu Picchu, the Great Pyramid, English castles, lush rainforests, adorable animals, The Great Wall of China, my ass, the Redwood Forests… ah, it’s just so overwhelming sometimes.

boom click the sound of my dick

Person: “Why are you wearing sweatpants?”

Me:

What’s the definition of a will?