Everyone Keeps Callin Me OP But I’m Perfectly Balanced So Wtf!!

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it’s raining," says the man.

"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman. 

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

The day I met my solemate

Omg I just got unreasonably nostalgic about In the End by Linkin Park. like the generation of deep 14 year old boys posting lyrics to that song as their status is over.

Being Weird and Black Doesn't Mean You're Interested in Being White

Blavity — one of my favorite blogs — recently ran an article titled, “To All My Weird Black Girls.” As soon as I saw it on my newsfeed I was excited, because I knew this article would speak to me. But then I read it in its entirety. The writer spoke plainly about being an outlier …

its 2017 aint no nigga out there that doesnt like some nerd shit someone let the self-hating blackies know! 

when your bestfriend starts becoming bestfriends with other people