When Your Bestfriend Starts Becoming Bestfriends With Other People

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

The best part is that this could be unedited and anyone who’s seen all the other episodes besides this one would never know

What was your most smoothest moment?

Oh I can’t choose. I always smoothly make a fool of myself while talking to literally anyone I’m infatuated with.

from Companions of Deadfire by Penett Penett

me: bro can i see your laptop

bro: yeah why

me: *slides onion slice into the disk drive*

bro: what are you--

me: aesthetic

Loving the new update.

ok from what i can tell, the mcdonalds stabbing was NOT a szechuan stabbing, but just a regular mcdonalds stabbing. it was a fight between 2 employees and no articles i read mentioned a sauce altercation 

Grown up Cara Delevingne, Lion Slash Monkey Version.