A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.
"I think it’s raining," says the man.
"No, it’s snowing," replies the woman.
"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"
"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.
The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.
Man: [singing in Spanish] Ooo… The beeeeard pets the caaat… Ooo—
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I’m crying
Is Kanye Lord Voldemort?
me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow
my friends: wait wasn’t there like a play that had the kids in it?
me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow
I would like to announce that from now on my blog is going to exclusively post really niche memes aimed at pirates
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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