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WHEN YOU AND THE TEAM ARE STUCK IN SFO INTERNATIONAL FOR 13 HOURS

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

when i die i want my skull preserved and donated to a theater group to function as the skull of yorick in a production of hamlet

the-uterus:

First red, 

then white,

and now, blue.

Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension

Sorry I was late. I was busy queering traditional notions of heteronormative masculinity, I mean taking a shower.

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we