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Hey, big fucking news!!! The two Koreas are no longer at war with each other, they signed a treaty today!!!!!!

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

Hillary Clinton got under Trump’s skin and he threw a temper tantrum on live TV.

*procrastinates to the last second*

am I angry at myself? you betcha

am i disappointed in my work? absolutely

have I learned my lesson? probably not

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me: i’m never talking to him again, this is the last straw 

him: hey 

me:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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I was so wrong