Isn’t It Weird That Our Son Marty Looks Like That Guy Marty We Both Knew That Went Through A Lot Of

Brendon talking about Taylor Swift’s countdown (April 24th, 2019)

I also accidentally befriended a pro Widowmaker by the name of Belpheagor. She kept landing headshots on me and after like the 6th time I wrote in the chat, “Widow plz” because I know from prior experience that it tends to work. 

She wrote back, “Mercy I’m sorry, but I have to.” After that she only landed body shots on me, but she was definitely more hesitant to land any shots on me. 

Later, I was going around the back of the point to try and get to someone and I ran point blank into her. She stared at me through her scope for a few seconds; I “Hello!”ed to try and pull on her heartstrings. She shot the Pharah coming up behind me, gave me a look, and then grappled away. 

She wrote in the chat, “Did you see how I didn’t shoot you” and next thing I know I had a friend request from her.

Jurassic World in 6 seconds

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

Cookie in a milk cup.

“Game Over”, by Kordian Lewandowski.

http://bit.ly/1CbqsI5

me, losing followers rapidly for reblogging the fucking “hewwo” meme: h-hewwo?? followewss???

If you look like both I think that makes you Cece.

You look like Pam from The Office

I think I take more after Jim personally

Being a Harry Potter fan like: